Meowza hoomans,
If you have a two-cat household, you will know who would be Maximus and who would be Jeff. If not, then the currently viral meme will make you understand. Cats and memes are often seen as synonymous on the Internet. Yet, as a linguist I would always argue that true synonyms do not exist in a language what with all the different meanings, overtones, and connotations. And moreover, you post images of your cats not as memes but as family members, and there is a difference, namely in how we see the cats in a particular instance: as blank canvasses for our humour or as family members. Research talks about anthropomorphism.
And this newsletter talks about:
πββ¬ Meowy Memes
π» A Sample of the Monthly Meowlogisms
π§ͺ Research Selection of the Month: Interspecies Family
π Book Recommendations: Feline Detective Novels
Get your catnip ready and enjoy your short trip into the Cativerse.
Image by Franz W. from Pixabay
Meowy Memes
If you have missed βMaximusβ and βJeffβ, youβll still have a chance to catch up with the latest viral trend for cats and dogs on Instagram and Tiktok. The audioclip βMy name is Maximus Decimus Meridiusβ overlaying an image of a feline overlord is followed by the audioclip βMy name is Jeffβ, which is voiced over the image of a second, much less overlordly feline.
Click here on Maximus and Jeff on Instagram to see a reel or google βMaximus and Jeffβ.
A Sample of the Monthly Meowlogisms
Here are some of the meowlogisms collected in the last month. Unlike last issue, the words are sub-categorised based on the linguistic process used to create the meowlogism and the information added is limited to language, word type, and meowpheme. FYI, the linguistic convention to indicate a morpheme is to put it inside curly brackets.
π» Substitution with a meowpheme
Meowlympics - English, noun, {meow}
Prokatzination, prokatzinieren - German, βprocrastination/procrastinateβ, noun and verb, {Katze] (cat)
pawcrastinator - English, noun, {paw}, another variant for βpurrcrastinateβ* [*note: As you can see, you have quite a choice of meowphemes to catify βprocrastinationβ. The meowphemes {cat, paw}, and {purr} work well.]
everypawdy - English, pronoun, {paw}, a variation of βevfurybodyβ
Romeow - name, {meow}
bleptiful - English, adjective, {blep}, which means that the tongue of the cat is showing
Pawbucks - name, Starbucks, {paw}
i nostri a-mici - Italian, noun, βfuriendsβ, {micio/micia} (kitty)
Live long and purrrsper - English, phrase, {purr}π
purr-longed hiatus - English, adjective, βprolonged hiatusβ, {purr}
meowndoline - English, noun, βmandolineβ, {meow}
purralize - English, verb, βparalyseβ {purr}
πΈ Compounding (putting words together)
Katzen Blockade - German, βcat blockadeβ, an equivalent of βbeing incapussitatedβ, {Katze} (cat)
Black Cat Friday - English, used by a shop selling cat art, {cat}
I vomited (for βI votedβ) - phrase,βjust fulfilled his cat duty on elecion dayβ, people in the US wear buttons saying βI votedβ after voting
πΈ Spelling variation
bocks, boks, boxx - noun, variation of βboxβ, examples for cat idiolects
Good meowrning - variation of βGood meowningβ
Oh, and in line with the furmily theme of this issue, the German version of βcan openerβ or βtin openerβ for us hoomans is βDosenΓΆffnerβ and βDosiβ.
πΆ And hereβs a seasonal song for you: Jingle Paws, Jingle Paws to sing under the Crispymouse Tree π
Research Selection of the Month - Interspecies Family
Disclaimer: There is no real method behind the selection of the article apart from, first, I come across it somehow, and, second, I like the topic. In this monthβs case, I found it when I did a forward citation search on Google Scholar. Erm, I was checking who cited βPurrieties of Languageβ and I found βMeowmy, Pawrents and Menschenwelpen βhuman puppiesββ
Lind, M. (2024). Meowmy, Pawrents and Menschenwelpen βhuman puppiesβ: Linguistic practices of Doing Interspecies Families on German Instagram. Discourse, Context & Media, 60, 100800. β‘οΈ article
On social media, it is perfectly normal to say that we love our cats and that they are family. With the words that we use, we emphasise kinship rather than ownership. We are not cat owners but guardians, and our cats are not pets but companions. In digital spaces, we refer to our cats as an integral part of our human families. It has also become perfectly alright for us to talk about our cats as family members in public. And that means the concept of "interspecies families" is totally normal.
The main findings are
π± Anthropomorphisation of Pets: Pets are often presented as family members through anthropomorphic language, with terms like βMama,β βMeowmy,β and βPawrents,β emphasising human-animal kinship rather than ownership.
π± Female-centered Narratives: The study found a strong focus on female pet owners, with terms like βMeowmyβ and βMamiβ being more frequent, highlighting the gendered nature of interspecies family language.
π± Social Media as a Space for Family Display: Social media, especially Instagram, provides a platform for constructing and performing interspecies families, allowing pet owners to create communities around shared narratives of love and kinship with their petsβ.
Book Recommendations
In my adventuring in the wide realms of the Cativerse, I have come across a few books that would make good reading for cat loving fans of detective novels or detective story loving cat fans. Please note that I do not participate in any affiliate programme and I have just provided the links for you to easier find the books.
These books have feline detectives and are written from the perspectives of cats.
Mandy Morton: The No. 2 Feline Detective Agency series. So far, 14 books have come out, and yes! I have read them all. Very British and filled with meowlogisms. β‘οΈ Publisher's site
Fabian Navarro: Band 1: Miez Marple und die Kralle des BΓΆsen. | Band 2: Miez Marple und die Pfote des Todes. Incredibly funny, available only in German. β‘οΈ Thalia
πΈWell, and thereβs this linguistic detective story with cats at the centre at the investigation of language: Edith Podhovnik: Purrieties of Language. How We Talk about Cats Online (2023). β‘οΈ Available in all bookshops.
Thatβs all for this month. Fank mew furry much for reading, and looking forward to dispensing my linguistic catnip to your inbox π¦ next month.
Feel free to forward this newsletter to anyone who might be interested in cats and language.
When you listen to the audioclips, you will recognise the first line as that of the character played by Russell Crowe in the movie βGladiatorβ. The second line comes from the movie β22 Jump Streetβ and is the line of Channing Tatumβs character Jenko, an undercover cop. Those lines have been around for some time and have already surfaced as memes. Now they have appeared in connection with cats and dogs.
In addition to the audio, the textual element βEvery 2 cat household hasβ offers you some variation, too: βevery cat owner has a Maximus and a Jeffβ, βwe have a Maximus and a Jeffβ, βthere will always be a Maximus and a Jeff in this familyβ and there are not just cats, but also dogs or a cat and a dog.
This variation of text and images is not only typical for a meme, it is actually essential - per definition, with each person adding their own bit to it and changing it slightly. To really catisfy your interest in memes, there is more reading for you in Chapter 6 (βMultimeowdalityβ) of my book and in my Meow Factor blog where youβll find a bit on the already bygone βEating the catsβ meme.